His co-pilot is Chinese
It's the first time they've flown together and an awkward silence between the two seems to indicate a mutual dislike.
Once they reach cruising altitude, the Jewish captain activates the auto-pilot, leans back in his seat, and mutters,
-'Ya know I don't like the Chinese...'
-'No rike Chinese?' asks the co-pilot...'why not?'
-'You people bombed Pearl Harbor, that's why!'
-'No, no', the co-pilot protests, 'Chinese not bomb Peahl Hahbah! That Japanese, not Chinese.'
-'Japanese, Chinese, Vietnamese...doesn't matter, you're all alike!´
There's a few minutes of silence...
-'I no rike Jews!' the co-pilot suddenly announces.
-'Oh yeah, why not?' asks the captain.
-'Jews sank Titanic!' says the co-pilot.
-'What? You're insane! Jews didn't sink the Titanic!' exclaims the captain, 'It was an iceberg!'
-'Iceberg, Goldberg, Greenberg, Rosenberg ....no mattah...all same!»
Atendendo à sua "especificidades linguística", esta anedota só tem piada quando contada em Inglês, obviamente. 😊
