"The Jews sank Titanic"

 

« A plane leaves Heathrow Airport under the control of a Jewish captain. 

His co-pilot is Chinese

It's the first time they've flown together and an awkward silence between the two seems to indicate a mutual dislike.

Once they reach cruising altitude, the Jewish captain activates the auto-pilot, leans back in his seat, and mutters,

-'Ya know I don't like the Chinese...'

-'No rike Chinese?' asks the co-pilot...'why not?'

-'You people bombed Pearl Harbor, that's why!'

-'No, no', the co-pilot protests, 'Chinese not bomb Peahl Hahbah! That Japanese, not Chinese.'

-'Japanese, Chinese, Vietnamese...doesn't matter, you're all alike!´

There's a few minutes of silence...

-'I no rike Jews!' the co-pilot suddenly announces.

-'Oh yeah, why not?' asks the captain.

-'Jews sank Titanic!' says the co-pilot.

-'What? You're insane! Jews didn't sink the Titanic!' exclaims the captain, 'It was an iceberg!'

-'Iceberg, Goldberg, Greenberg, Rosenberg ....no mattah...all same!»

Atendendo à "especificidades linguística" esta anedota só tem piada quando contada em Inglês 😊